Tag: Spoof

New No-Cellphone Policy Shakes CCHS

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Throughout the year, faculty and administration have become increasingly frustrated with students’ constant in-class cellphone use. Teachers repeatedly catch students using their phones in class to text and surf the web, and this annoying reoccurrence is at its all-time high. Faculty…

Rivers Students Spark an Actual Revolution!

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In a startling turn of events, the students in the Rivers and Revolutions program have gone rogue and decided to bring change to the school in a big way. This morning, when the buses began pulling up around 7:00, arriving…

2016-2017 School Year to be Longer

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As the 2015-2016 year comes to a close, many are feeling mournful at the premature end of the year. There is just not enough time to hang out with your friends, get to know your teachers, and have fun doing…

Administration Distributes Blank Diplomas to Preempt Prank

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Chatter among the student body last week circulated the plan for this year’s senior prank: to release an inordinate number of ladybugs into the school.  Upon learning of this prank, the administration immediately convened in one of those secretive rooms…

School to Install Hedge Maze

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In the past months, the town has made many aesthetic alterations to our new school. One of these alterations was a new amphitheater. With its grassy knolls and long, sleek benches, the installation provides a focal point for the back of…

Go CC Butterflies!

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As the sports seasons wind down at CC, enthusiastic shouts of “Go Patriots!” ring in our ears and echo through the empty bleachers, lingering in our minds as proud reminders of yet another year of athletic success. But soon, these…

Beede Center to be Flattened to Add Student Parking

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The new school has brought plenty of problems with parking for students. There have been lots of protests given the limited amount of space, and it has been described as “an anarchic, chaotic system.” However, the problems created by it…

New School, New Style: CCHS Uniform

With the much anticipated move to the new building, our student body has been counting down the days to an improved and beautified high school. But the new school is not the only thing changing its look; in the 2015-2016…

Kentucky Drops Out of March Madness Tournament

In a shocking turn of events, the University of Kentucky Wildcats have made the decision to leave the NCAA mens’ basketball tournament. As for the reason, Coach John Calipari cited stress, but it is clear that something else must have…