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Netflixomnia: A First World Epidemic

April 1, 2014
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Netflixomnia: A First World Epidemic

Have you ever finished an entire season of Breaking Bad within a week? Have you put yourself through watching hundreds of minute-long advertisements on Hulu just to see the evolution of Derek Shepherd’s hair in Grey’s Anatomy? Have you contemplated how justifiable Frank Underwood’s crimes are in House of Cards (and sometimes wished you...
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One Direction Splits Up

April 1, 2014
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One Direction Splits Up

The popular boy band that has taken the world by a storm, One Direction, has decided to split up – the members going different directions with their futures; pun completely intended. According to Entertainment Weekly, the five boys decided to branch out with their careers, after Zayn Malik’s fiancé expressed her desire to raise a...
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Madi Bode auditions for American Idol-Season 14!

April 1, 2014
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Madi Bode auditions for American Idol-Season 14!

CCHS’s very own talented singer-songwriter Madi Bode ’16 has auditioned for the new season of American Idol. The popular TV show has brought normal, everyday people into the spotlight, and created well known celebrities like Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood and Jordin Sparks. The judges are usually popular singers and role models who teach the...
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Miley Cyrus to Perform at CC Prom

April 1, 2014
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Miley Cyrus to Perform at CC Prom

As many of you are well aware, the Junior/Senior Prom is quickly approaching. The highly anticipated event will be held this year at  Gillette Stadium on May 3rd. Many talented DJs and performing artists are hired every year to jazz up the night, however, this year’s selected performer will be the most notorious star...
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Breaking: CCHS Building Cancelled

April 1, 2014
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Breaking: CCHS Building Cancelled

State investigators recently discovered that CCHS has not been using its state funding effectively. Rather, the state has found that CCHS has been discreetly diverting spending from the building project and using it for private purposes instead. At a recent state budget meeting state investigators detected numerous spending anomalies. Among such anomalies include the...
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Say Goodbye to The Voice

April 1, 2014
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Say Goodbye to The Voice

Tears well up in my eyes as I write this, but as a journalist, it is my duty to inform our readers of everything.  Unfortunately, after this school year, our readers will be no more, as The Voice is disbanding.  There are a combination of factors leading to this tragic end to our beloved...
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Goodbye Patriots: New School Mascot

April 17, 2013
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Goodbye Patriots: New School Mascot

On June 7th, 2013 it was officially decided that Concord Carlisle High School would no longer have the mascot name “the CCHS Patriots.” After approximately four months of constant arguing and negotiating, the new name, the Worms, was agreed upon. The proposal to change the school mascot was brought to the school committee at...
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CCHS Prepares for Construction, Fall Term

April 17, 2013
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CCHS Prepares for Construction, Fall Term

Given the current state of affairs at CCHS, with a new school rising up from the dirt just yards from the back of the H building and cement trucks lumbering past the L and S building windows, the school administration is putting into place several modifications to make the next year less stressful for...
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CCHS Enforces School Uniform Policy

April 17, 2013
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CCHS Enforces School Uniform Policy

  After much deliberation, the CCHS school committee has decided to enforce school uniforms for the 2013-2014 school year. The aim for the school is to encourage individualism and a form a greater community spirit with the introduction of school uniforms. Also, because students will be easily identified, intruders in the school can be...
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Obama to Give Graduation Speech

March 24, 2013
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Obama to Give Graduation Speech

CCHS has recently received the amazing news that President Barack Obama has been booked to speak at our graduation this June. We were all surprised to have such a high-powered speaker, but Obama insists that it is his pleasure. “I really appreciate the fine qualities exemplified by the Concord Carlisle High School students,” states...
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