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Groundbreaking Discovery: Teachers Never Leave School

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It is a common assumption that at the end of every school day teachers return home to their families. It has been recently discovered that this is not the case. In 1998, there was a Massachusetts state law passed that…

Incoming Olympians!

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Here at CCHS, there is a palpable atmosphere of excellence both in and out of the classroom. Students make it their mission to achieve in all facets of life, and this sort of motivation is so often manifested in medals…

One to One Puppy Program

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The administration has recently made a grand discovery: students at CCHS feel stressed. “What is ‘stress’?” you may ask. Apparently, it is the emotion that one feels when one is assigned four hours of homework, plays three sports and two instruments,…

Teacher Prom Was a Hit

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While CCHS was having a bomb time at prom this weekend, the teachers that weren’t stuck chaperoning a bunch of high schoolers had their own fun. Right across the block, at the location of last year’s prom (Park Plaza), the teachers…

June Academy Adds Course: “Mastrullo 101”

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The new CCHS June Academy program, also known as Q5 (Quarter Five), has recently added a course to its long and diverse list of offerings. The new course is titled “Mastrullo 101,” and the curriculum will include detailed and comprehensive studies…

CCHS Gets Sponsored by Chipotle!

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Recently, it has become known that Chipotle Mexican Grill will be sponsoring Concord Carlisle High-school for the entirety of the 2017-2018 school year. Chipotle has decided to donate $2.7 million dollars to K-12 schools across the US. These donations and sponsorships…

Concord-Carlisle Declared Cleanest School in the State

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CCHS was declared the cleanest school in the state (good luck at nationals!) this month by the Massachusetts Department of Elementary and Secondary Education’s Cleanliness Review Board. The Board voted unanimously, citing “a body of students who are ‘really good at cleaning up’ along…

Namita Chandra, Prom Queen, Prom King

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Ask anyone in the halls of CCHS what the highlight of prom 2017 was, and the immediate answer will be Namita Chandra. For the first time ever, our school partook in the tradition of crowning prom royalty. The winner was obvious.…

New No-Cellphone Policy Shakes CCHS

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Throughout the year, faculty and administration have become increasingly frustrated with students’ constant in-class cellphone use. Teachers repeatedly catch students using their phones in class to text and surf the web, and this annoying reoccurrence is at its all-time high. Faculty…