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Seniors Rampage at All Night Live

June 16, 2014
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Seniors Rampage at All Night Live

In past years, All Night Live has been a fun and exciting way for seniors to celebrate graduation together.  However, with the direction that festivities took this year, this exciting celebration may have to come to an end. High on life, seniors at All Night Live began destroying the building in a widespread fit of...
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So Long, Old Building, Old Pal.

June 16, 2014
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So Long, Old Building, Old Pal.

Students and faculty alike are expressing concern and nostalgia regarding the move into the new building, slated to open after  April break of 2015. “Do you think we will get longer passing time?” asked a worried freshman.  When someone pointed out to her that the new building will not be spread over a five-building...
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Snow Days Cause Summer Vacation Cancellation

June 16, 2014
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Snow Days Cause Summer Vacation Cancellation

Snow days are a tricky subject. Many students say that they love it when they get to miss school due to the weather but later regret having a snow day since it means students have to stay in school longer during the summer. Many students have been saddened by the fact that the extra days added...
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CCHS Required Summer Reading!

June 16, 2014
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CCHS Required Summer Reading!

While CCHS has not had a formal summer reading list before, it is now assigning one book to each grade to enjoy over the summer so the English curriculum is less crammed. The goal of the required reading is to enrich the education of all students (and faculty too!). Without further ado, here are the...
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Grief Counseling Provided after Fault in Our Stars

June 16, 2014
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Grief Counseling Provided after Fault in Our Stars

As many of you know, the movie The Fault in Our Stars was quite the tear-jerker. However, the impact for some extends beyond a steady stream of tears and the need for constant tissues during viewings of the new drama. Some long-term effects have been noted in many individuals across the country– all showing similar symptoms. The...
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World Cup in Crisis

June 16, 2014
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World Cup in Crisis

With the World Cup kicking off, enthusiasm for soccer has reached its peak. Indeed, citizens of CCHS are embracing their national team and many are eagerly awaiting the outcome of the Ghana-USA match. Yet recently, James Akwasi Appiah, the head coach of the Ghanian soccer team announced that his team was withdrawing from the tournament. Mr....
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Finals Week DELAYED!

June 16, 2014
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Finals Week DELAYED!

Earlier today vice-principal Brian Miller announced that finals week will be moved from the week of June 23rd to the week of June 30th.  Mr. Miller cited an unusually high snow-day count as the cause for the last minute change; “we want to make sure that our faculty and students alike  had enough time to...
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Netflixomnia: A First World Epidemic

April 1, 2014
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Netflixomnia: A First World Epidemic

Have you ever finished an entire season of Breaking Bad within a week? Have you put yourself through watching hundreds of minute-long advertisements on Hulu just to see the evolution of Derek Shepherd’s hair in Grey’s Anatomy? Have you contemplated how justifiable Frank Underwood’s crimes are in House of Cards (and sometimes wished you...
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One Direction Splits Up

April 1, 2014
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One Direction Splits Up

The popular boy band that has taken the world by a storm, One Direction, has decided to split up – the members going different directions with their futures; pun completely intended. According to Entertainment Weekly, the five boys decided to branch out with their careers, after Zayn Malik’s fiancé expressed her desire to raise a...
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Madi Bode auditions for American Idol-Season 14!

April 1, 2014
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Madi Bode auditions for American Idol-Season 14!

CCHS’s very own talented singer-songwriter Madi Bode ’16 has auditioned for the new season of American Idol. The popular TV show has brought normal, everyday people into the spotlight, and created well known celebrities like Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood and Jordin Sparks. The judges are usually popular singers and role models who teach the...
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