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New School, New Style: CCHS Uniform

April 1, 2015
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New School, New Style: CCHS Uniform

With the much anticipated move to the new building, our student body has been counting down the days to an improved and beautified high school. But the new school is not the only thing changing its look; in the 2015-2016 school year, our CCHS administration will be instituting a strictly enforced student uniform. Our...
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Kentucky Drops Out of March Madness Tournament

April 1, 2015
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Kentucky Drops Out of March Madness Tournament

In a shocking turn of events, the University of Kentucky Wildcats have made the decision to leave the NCAA mens’ basketball tournament. As for the reason, Coach John Calipari cited stress, but it is clear that something else must have caused this successful team to abruptly halt its march toward the title.  Some speculate...
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New Schedule, New You

April 1, 2015
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New Schedule, New You

Say no more to embarrassing in-class naps! The new schedule that is coming for the 2015-2016 school year is going to treat our students well. Sure, classes will be longer, but did you know that the school committee has also added in a mandatory nap/meditation time? The block of relaxation will be situated comfortably...
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Gossip Girl Renewed for a Reunion Season

April 1, 2015
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Gossip Girl Renewed for a Reunion Season

Rumors of a Gossip Girl revival season has the world in a frenzy. On Sunday, the CW, after ending Gossip Girl at its sixth season in 2012, confirmed that they will be renewing their hit show for a seventh reunion season. The new season will including many of the older actors such as Ed Westwick, as well as...
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A New Name to go with the New Face

April 1, 2015
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A New Name to go with the New Face

As we move into the new school, we are making several other changes to how the high school runs. Most importantly, the principal and superintendent have decided to change the school’s name to Carlisle Concord Regional High School. Over the summer, sports team uniforms and the official CC logo will be changed to read Carlisle Concord....
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Move to the New School Cancelled

April 1, 2015
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Move to the New School Cancelled

As excitement for the new school begins to swell, the school is sorry to announce that the entire plan has been shutdown. Though the new school looks great from the outside, and the inside for those who toured it, the Massachusetts government recently notified our town that is it illegal to build a place of learning...
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Seniors Rampage at All Night Live

June 16, 2014
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Seniors Rampage at All Night Live

In past years, All Night Live has been a fun and exciting way for seniors to celebrate graduation together.  However, with the direction that festivities took this year, this exciting celebration may have to come to an end. High on life, seniors at All Night Live began destroying the building in a widespread fit of...
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So Long, Old Building, Old Pal.

June 16, 2014
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So Long, Old Building, Old Pal.

Students and faculty alike are expressing concern and nostalgia regarding the move into the new building, slated to open after  April break of 2015. “Do you think we will get longer passing time?” asked a worried freshman.  When someone pointed out to her that the new building will not be spread over a five-building...
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Snow Days Cause Summer Vacation Cancellation

June 16, 2014
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Snow Days Cause Summer Vacation Cancellation

Snow days are a tricky subject. Many students say that they love it when they get to miss school due to the weather but later regret having a snow day since it means students have to stay in school longer during the summer. Many students have been saddened by the fact that the extra days added...
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CCHS Required Summer Reading!

June 16, 2014
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CCHS Required Summer Reading!

While CCHS has not had a formal summer reading list before, it is now assigning one book to each grade to enjoy over the summer so the English curriculum is less crammed. The goal of the required reading is to enrich the education of all students (and faculty too!). Without further ado, here are the...
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