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New School, New Style: CCHS Uniform

With the much anticipated move to the new building, our student body has been counting down the days to an improved and beautified high school. But the new school is not the only thing changing its look; in the 2015-2016…

Kentucky Drops Out of March Madness Tournament

In a shocking turn of events, the University of Kentucky Wildcats have made the decision to leave the NCAA mens’ basketball tournament. As for the reason, Coach John Calipari cited stress, but it is clear that something else must have…

New Schedule, New You

Say no more to embarrassing in-class naps! The new schedule that is coming for the 2015-2016 school year is going to treat our students well. Sure, classes will be longer, but did you know that the school committee has also…

A New Name to go with the New Face

As we move into the new school, we are making several other changes to how the high school runs. Most importantly, the principal and superintendent have decided to change the school’s name to Carlisle Concord Regional High School. Over the summer, sports…

Move to the New School Cancelled

As excitement for the new school begins to swell, the school is sorry to announce that the entire plan has been shutdown. Though the new school looks great from the outside, and the inside for those who toured it, the…

Seniors Rampage at All Night Live

In past years, All Night Live has been a fun and exciting way for seniors to celebrate graduation together.  However, with the direction that festivities took this year, this exciting celebration may have to come to an end. High on…

So Long, Old Building, Old Pal.

Students and faculty alike are expressing concern and nostalgia regarding the move into the new building, slated to open after  April break of 2015. “Do you think we will get longer passing time?” asked a worried freshman.  When someone pointed…

Snow Days Cause Summer Vacation Cancellation

Snow days are a tricky subject. Many students say that they love it when they get to miss school due to the weather but later regret having a snow day since it means students have to stay in school longer during the…

CCHS Required Summer Reading!

While CCHS has not had a formal summer reading list before, it is now assigning one book to each grade to enjoy over the summer so the English curriculum is less crammed. The goal of the required reading is to enrich…