Category: Spoofs

One Direction Goes in Different Directions!

There’s sad news for “Directioners” today.  The British boy band One Direction has decided to split and go their separate ways. The news came just days after Zayn Malik announced he would be parting ways with the band to be a…

New London’s To Close

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SPOOF ARTICLE THAT WAS WRITTEN FOR THE APRIL FOOLS ISSUE. NEW LONDON’S IS INDEED IN BUSINESS, AND IS READY TO SERVE ITS CUSTOMERS! After serving the Concord community for over 45 years, New London pizza will…

1-1 Cancelled

Beginning this past Friday, the Concord school system made a huge change to their plans in terms of 1-1.  Originally, 1-1 was designed to decrease the amount of time the students just sat around simply absorbing (or not absorbing) facts.  It was…

Seniors Rampage at All Night Live

In past years, All Night Live has been a fun and exciting way for seniors to celebrate graduation together.  However, with the direction that festivities took this year, this exciting celebration may have to come to an end. High on…

So Long, Old Building, Old Pal.

Students and faculty alike are expressing concern and nostalgia regarding the move into the new building, slated to open after  April break of 2015. “Do you think we will get longer passing time?” asked a worried freshman.  When someone pointed…

Snow Days Cause Summer Vacation Cancellation

Snow days are a tricky subject. Many students say that they love it when they get to miss school due to the weather but later regret having a snow day since it means students have to stay in school longer during the…

Assassins to Be Played With Paintball Guns Next Year

Due to growing controversy over the senior tradition of Assassins, new reforms for the game have been proposed for next year.  Water guns have been accused of leaving dangerous puddles in the hallways that people are liable to slip in.…

CCHS Required Summer Reading!

While CCHS has not had a formal summer reading list before, it is now assigning one book to each grade to enjoy over the summer so the English curriculum is less crammed. The goal of the required reading is to enrich…

Grief Counseling Provided after Fault in Our Stars

As many of you know, the movie The Fault in Our Stars was quite the tear-jerker. However, the impact for some extends beyond a steady stream of tears and the need for constant tissues during viewings of the new drama. Some long-term effects…

World Cup in Crisis

With the World Cup kicking off, enthusiasm for soccer has reached its peak. Indeed, citizens of CCHS are embracing their national team and many are eagerly awaiting the outcome of the Ghana-USA match. Yet recently, James Akwasi Appiah, the head coach of…