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One Direction Goes in Different Directions!

April 1, 2015
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One Direction Goes in Different Directions!

There’s sad news for “Directioners” today.  The British boy band One Direction has decided to split and go their separate ways. The news came just days after Zayn Malik announced he would be parting ways with the band to be a “normal 22 year old”.  On Sunday night, after One Direction’s concert in Johannesburg, South Africa, the...
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New London’s To Close

April 1, 2015
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New London’s To Close

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SPOOF ARTICLE THAT WAS WRITTEN FOR THE APRIL FOOLS ISSUE. NEW LONDON’S IS INDEED IN BUSINESS, AND IS READY TO SERVE ITS CUSTOMERS! After serving the Concord community for over 45 years, New London pizza will serve its last slice on April 1st. New London Pizza first opened its doors...
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1-1 Cancelled

April 1, 2015
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1-1 Cancelled

Beginning this past Friday, the Concord school system made a huge change to their plans in terms of 1-1.  Originally, 1-1 was designed to decrease the amount of time the students just sat around simply absorbing (or not absorbing) facts.  It was intended to enhance the personalized learning style. For over two years, the Tech Committee has been...
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Seniors Rampage at All Night Live

June 16, 2014
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Seniors Rampage at All Night Live

In past years, All Night Live has been a fun and exciting way for seniors to celebrate graduation together.  However, with the direction that festivities took this year, this exciting celebration may have to come to an end. High on life, seniors at All Night Live began destroying the building in a widespread fit of...
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So Long, Old Building, Old Pal.

June 16, 2014
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So Long, Old Building, Old Pal.

Students and faculty alike are expressing concern and nostalgia regarding the move into the new building, slated to open after  April break of 2015. “Do you think we will get longer passing time?” asked a worried freshman.  When someone pointed out to her that the new building will not be spread over a five-building...
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Snow Days Cause Summer Vacation Cancellation

June 16, 2014
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Snow Days Cause Summer Vacation Cancellation

Snow days are a tricky subject. Many students say that they love it when they get to miss school due to the weather but later regret having a snow day since it means students have to stay in school longer during the summer. Many students have been saddened by the fact that the extra days added...
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Assassins to Be Played With Paintball Guns Next Year

June 16, 2014
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Assassins to Be Played With Paintball Guns Next Year

Due to growing controversy over the senior tradition of Assassins, new reforms for the game have been proposed for next year.  Water guns have been accused of leaving dangerous puddles in the hallways that people are liable to slip in.  Yet students insist that the tradition bonds them together as a class and is...
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CCHS Required Summer Reading!

June 16, 2014
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CCHS Required Summer Reading!

While CCHS has not had a formal summer reading list before, it is now assigning one book to each grade to enjoy over the summer so the English curriculum is less crammed. The goal of the required reading is to enrich the education of all students (and faculty too!). Without further ado, here are the...
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Grief Counseling Provided after Fault in Our Stars

June 16, 2014
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Grief Counseling Provided after Fault in Our Stars

As many of you know, the movie The Fault in Our Stars was quite the tear-jerker. However, the impact for some extends beyond a steady stream of tears and the need for constant tissues during viewings of the new drama. Some long-term effects have been noted in many individuals across the country– all showing similar symptoms. The...
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World Cup in Crisis

June 16, 2014
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World Cup in Crisis

With the World Cup kicking off, enthusiasm for soccer has reached its peak. Indeed, citizens of CCHS are embracing their national team and many are eagerly awaiting the outcome of the Ghana-USA match. Yet recently, James Akwasi Appiah, the head coach of the Ghanian soccer team announced that his team was withdrawing from the tournament. Mr....
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