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Netflixomnia: A First World Epidemic

April 1, 2014
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Netflixomnia: A First World Epidemic

Have you ever finished an entire season of Breaking Bad within a week? Have you put yourself through watching hundreds of minute-long advertisements on Hulu just to see the evolution of Derek Shepherd’s hair in Grey’s Anatomy? Have you contemplated how justifiable Frank Underwood’s crimes are in House of Cards (and sometimes wished you...
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Bringing Back the Sophomore Semi

April 1, 2014
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Bringing Back the Sophomore Semi

After having skipped out on hosting a Sophomore Semi-Formal Dance the last couple of years, CCHS is letting the prom committee plan a sophomore dance that is scheduled to happen on June 13th of this year. The dance planning has been top secret and the school was going to announce the date right before April...
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One Direction Splits Up

April 1, 2014
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One Direction Splits Up

The popular boy band that has taken the world by a storm, One Direction, has decided to split up – the members going different directions with their futures; pun completely intended. According to Entertainment Weekly, the five boys decided to branch out with their careers, after Zayn Malik’s fiancé expressed her desire to raise a...
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Madi Bode auditions for American Idol-Season 14!

April 1, 2014
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Madi Bode auditions for American Idol-Season 14!

CCHS’s very own talented singer-songwriter Madi Bode ’16 has auditioned for the new season of American Idol. The popular TV show has brought normal, everyday people into the spotlight, and created well known celebrities like Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood and Jordin Sparks. The judges are usually popular singers and role models who teach the...
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Obama Issues Executive Order Restarting March Madness

April 1, 2014
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Obama Issues Executive Order Restarting March Madness

This morning, President Obama issued an executive order forcing the NCAA tournament to restart. Obama, a huge basketball fan, revealed his bracket on SportCenter earlier this month. Even a cursory glance shows that, like most this month, his bracket is a mess. However, UConn’s cheeky apology to Obama for busting his bracket – reproduced...
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Miley Cyrus to Perform at CC Prom

April 1, 2014
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Miley Cyrus to Perform at CC Prom

As many of you are well aware, the Junior/Senior Prom is quickly approaching. The highly anticipated event will be held this year at  Gillette Stadium on May 3rd. Many talented DJs and performing artists are hired every year to jazz up the night, however, this year’s selected performer will be the most notorious star...
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New Theme for All Night Live

April 1, 2014
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New Theme for All Night Live

After much deliberation and cooperation with members of the senior class, the parents committee has decided on changing the theme of All Night Live 2014. The new theme is Middle School Dance. All Night Live is an all night event for graduating seniors after graduation. The event will take place in the CCHS cafeteria...
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Breaking: CCHS Building Cancelled

April 1, 2014
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Breaking: CCHS Building Cancelled

State investigators recently discovered that CCHS has not been using its state funding effectively. Rather, the state has found that CCHS has been discreetly diverting spending from the building project and using it for private purposes instead. At a recent state budget meeting state investigators detected numerous spending anomalies. Among such anomalies include the...
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Say Goodbye to The Voice

April 1, 2014
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Say Goodbye to The Voice

Tears well up in my eyes as I write this, but as a journalist, it is my duty to inform our readers of everything.  Unfortunately, after this school year, our readers will be no more, as The Voice is disbanding.  There are a combination of factors leading to this tragic end to our beloved...
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Rivers and Revolutions for All Grades

April 17, 2013
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Rivers and Revolutions for All Grades

This year was the pilot year for the Rivers and Revolutions program here at CC, a very successful pilot year at that. Many students, first skeptical of the program, are now eager to be accepted and are dropping all sorts of classes in order to accommodate the program to their schedules. Students who have...
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