On June 7th, 2013 it was officially decided that Concord Carlisle High School would no longer have the mascot name “the CCHS Patriots.” After approximately four months of constant arguing and negotiating, the new name, the Worms, was agreed upon. The proposal to change the school mascot was brought to the school committee at...
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Given the current state of affairs at CCHS, with a new school rising up from the dirt just yards from the back of the H building and cement trucks lumbering past the L and S building windows, the school administration is putting into place several modifications to make the next year less stressful for...
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After much deliberation, the CCHS school committee has decided to enforce school uniforms for the 2013-2014 school year. The aim for the school is to encourage individualism and a form a greater community spirit with the introduction of school uniforms. Also, because students will be easily identified, intruders in the school can be...
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CCHS has recently received the amazing news that President Barack Obama has been booked to speak at our graduation this June. We were all surprised to have such a high-powered speaker, but Obama insists that it is his pleasure. “I really appreciate the fine qualities exemplified by the Concord Carlisle High School students,” states...
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Teachers at CCHS, fatigued from rattling walls, nauseous from writing on quivering ActivBoards, worried about falling behind on curriculum and thus on grading thanks to unpredictable weather patterns, and driven mad from noxious fumes and strange animal noises emanating from groaning pipes, have compiled a list of their pet peeves in order to release...
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Seniors have started to reflect on their time spent at CC and are now lending praise to an essential facet of their high school careers: the unsung hero, as it were, of their education. “I don’t know where I would have been without Facebook,” says one student, tear-stricken as she reminisces on all the...
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Attention seniors: our nation’s universities have given up the ghost. What with more and more students throwing themselves off the Cornell gorge each year and stress levels at an all-time high, President Obama issued an Executive Order today decreeing that all colleges and universities close up shop immediately. Whether your Ivy Day results flooded you...
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Many of the juniors have already felt the effects of the school construction, namely in the form of restricted parking. However, there has been news from the state department that CCHS needs to speed up the construction: there is a new state-mandated law that public construction cannot go on for more than 5 months....
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Unfortunately, after much anticipation, the CCHS prom has been canceled. Due to a lack of teacher chaperones, the annual school tradition is no longer available As the treasurer of the Class of 2014, I would like to say that my class government and the Class of 2013 came to this decision with a heavy...
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It is that time of year when The Voice bids farewell to its graduating editors. We sadly say goodbye to Editor-in-Chief Chloe Lizotte, Managing Editor Joy Wang, and News Editor Hannah Friedman. We will miss them all terribly as they leave us for Yale, Harvard and Yale respectively. Their weary faculty advisor ponders their...
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