The Grammys: Bad outfits and Katy Perry’s boobs

Rihanna looks fabooo!!!

I have no idea who you are but this is a hot mess. This is a bad cross of Pipi Longstockings and Carmen Miranda.

Everything is wrong with this outfit. I don’t understand the awkwardly long necklace, I don’t understand the appeal of the sheer kaftan. This outfit makes me uncomfortable.

People keep on hating on JLo for wearing skimpy outfits, but if I looked like that after two kids, I would hang all my junk out too.

What is going on?!?! Did you just bust out your bedazzler?